How much am I going to put up with before I finally take myself by the shoulders and acknowledge that this isn’t making me a stronger person? This isn’t proving the magnitude of my love or how good a person I am.

This is me being so weak and small that I don’t consider myself a person at all any more.

neutralmiltankhotel:

fuckyeahterribleart:

At my old middle school, the art teachers have sixth graders and fifth graders draw pictures of things they shouldn’t do in the hallways…

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arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker)

Two pills just weren’t enough.

iamaneggplant:

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One of the BEST YouTube comments

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”